"Taylor Swift is the latest victim of the dreaded celebrity wardrobe malfunction. The country bumpkin accidentally bared her underwear on stage during a concert in St. Louis, MI on Saturday."
—TAYLOR SWIFT: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION « Faded Youth Blog
Is it really any sort of malfunction when underwear is visible during dancing? And more to the point:
a) the latest victim? Are we really describing the act of clothes being sheer or disheveled as some kind of roving band that leaves victims?
b) the country bumpkin? Seriously? How completely contemptuous, that must make it … cool? It just reads as vicious.
c) as you read farther on (don’t), her underwear is basically called boring and virginal. Because even if no one is supposed to see your underwear and people seeing your underwear makes you a victim, it shouldn’t be boring. Women are objects, celebrities especially, sometimes I really hate this world.
August 15th, 2011
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