"Looks like Orlando Bloom has sparked to daddyhood. While Miranda Kerr was showing off her post-baby bod on the runway at a Sydney fashion show, proud papa was babysitting little bundle of cuteness Flynn, who was born in January."
—Orlando Bloom Brings Out the Baby - E! Online
So these are the stories are we told, to reiterate - Orlando Bloom, who actually has been pictured caring for his son many many many times since he was born and spoken in interviews about how much he loves being a father, has in this ONE picture “sparked” to fatherhood. More to the point - he is BABYSITTING. Not caring for, not watching, babysitting. Dads don’t actually babysit, they parent. But, you know, the verbs and nouns in these kind of stories are already set - it’s just insert the name.
August 5th, 2011
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