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The title of the blog comes from our mutual loathing of pictures of crying and/or upset celebrity children. We wish such pictures, like many of the things we highlight here, would disappear from the face of the earth.

Beyonce! AGAIN!

When the Washington Post and ABC News start asking questions about whether Beyonce’s baby bump is really a baby bump, then you know Beyonce has some explaining to do. They are also the kind of news organizations that can actually get an answer from Beyonce’s public relations team who said that the rumors floating around the internet yesterday were “stupid ridiculous and false,” and also wanted you to know that coming soon will be Beyonce’s line of maternity wear for women. Seriously. She is going to sell it because well, she is pregnant or wants you to think she is and there is no better way to sell clothes than by wearing them yourself and it is pretty strange to wear maternity clothes if you are not pregnant. I read all the comments yesterday and I would be fully on board about the using the surrogate ala Nicole Kidman, if not for the Croatia photos. That is a tough hurdle to get over. Granted, there were not that many photos and only one photo outlet so maybe they were staged. You are talking about a husband who spent almost $1M in one week of clubbing just on champagne. You don’t think he could afford some special effects?


How about we get a live sonogram? Think she would go for that?
-CDAN(emphais & italics mine)


CDAN APPROVES OF THE CARTER-KNOWLES USING A SURROGATE, IN THEORY. HOW NICE OF CDAN.  I AM SURE THAT SOMEONE FROM THE CARTER-KNOWLES CAMP WILL BE CONTACTING CDAN BEFORE MAKING ANY FURTHER PERSONAL REPRODUCTIVE DECISIONS.
SPECIAL EFFECTS.  SPECIAL EFFECTS. STAGED PREGNANCY PHOTOS. 
Okay, that’s enough with the all caps.  I have some questions though:-Who cares if they are using a surrogate and the pregnancy is for…I don’t know. Privacy or whatever.
-Okay, just because ABC News is asking questions does not make a story legitimate.  It just means that ABC News is a shitty news organization that is one step up from x17.
-This whole thing is crap.  Usually I aim for Dorothy Parker when I update FI:UT but, truly, this story actively pisses me off.
-Why do all the people who do not know the couple get to decide what a “legitimate” pregnant body looks like?  We don’t just body police the “standard” celebrity body but we also police the pregnant celebrity body to make sure that women look pregnant in the correct way? 
-Finally, A SONOGRAM.  I wish that I could be sure that CDAN is joking. This is…what gives people the audacity to think they have the right to control, examine and regulate Beyonce’s body? This is invasive and gross. 
-Like CDAN would believe a sonogram.  They would demand to be in the room.  Performing the sonogram.  Because otherwise how could CDAN be sure that it wasn’t staged?  Jay-Z has money, you know.  (I guess Beyonce doesn’t?  Well, she is a wife so she probably doesn’t trouble her little head about things like money.  That’s a husband’s job.)

(Source: crazydaysandnights.net)

October 12th, 2011   6 notes